>>>Now It Can Be Told: Local man invents safe sex, shoots Madonna nude, eats yogurt out of her ear, and afterwards, around 1985 or so, it is mutually agreed they should go fuck themselves. [Klein]
>>>With friends like this, who needs Kevlar?: “Late Tuesday night, Christopher Reddick-Johnson, 17, became one of between 1,700 and 1,800 victims, many of them kids like him, shot annually in the city[...]He was arrested in November for stealing police clothing and for trying to drive off with a police car. He also was arrested in September for stealing a police radio.” [DN]
>>>Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play? After screening doc. of her son’s last defeat, Sam Katz’s mama threatens to put a cap in his ass if he runs again. [Klein]
>>>Dave’s Not Here, Man: Now you know what it was like to be in Van Halen.[Inky]
>>>Village Voice shitcans Editor, puts local-boy-makes-bad-boo-boo Nick Sylvester on ice. He’ll keep, sources say.[Gawker]
>>> Jill Carroll Is Free!!![Inky]
>>>What, did all the back-up bloggers take the buyout? Dan Rubin Goes On Vacay and Blinq goes dark. First rule of Blog Club, Dan: the Internets don’t go on vacation.
>>>That Valania kid keeps pluggin’ away, bless his heart. Apparently just heard Rage Against The Machine for the first time, like, last week. Finds them to be rad and in tune with the apocalyptic now. [PW]

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