He’s alright now, but Philebrity was shocked to hear news late yesterday that Tim Heidecker of Philly expat comedy duo Tim And Eric was assaulted in a truly weird attack by a neighbor.

Finally, I dash out and up the stairs into their apartment, expecting to find him unconscious or out of it. But when I call his name, he responds with a very violent, guttural growl; RHAAAAHGH!!!!!!! which immediately tells my brain to tell my body to run back down the stairs, quickly. I look behind me at the bottom of the stairs to see him coming fast behind me holding an 8-inch butcher’s knife. The kid is a lean, 6 ft. 2, i’d say, probably in much better shape than me. Yikes.

And it gets scarier from there. Read on for Tim’s blog post about the ordeal and thank your lucky stars that in Philly, it’s more about bullets than shanks. We’re glad you’re well, Timmy.
Tim’s Blog: To Live & Stab In L.A.
Related: Tim & Eric Go Hollywood

This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 28th, 2006 at 10:12 am.