This Evening: Part Chimp And The Timeline Leading Up To When You Get Fired Tomorrow
9:oopm: Doors open at The M Room for FREE GUINNESS PARTY HOUR/EDITORS LISTENING PARTY. (RSVP to PHILLY.RSVP@GMAIL.COM for happy hour guest-list.)
9:04pm: First beers popped, DJ J. Gabriel Boylan spins Editors and related Britpop.
9:43pm: Mild buzz ascending. DJ lays into some deep shit as co-worker starts giving you the eye.
9:45pm: Giant light-bulbs fill the room as the first person asks the bartender, “Hey, can I UPGRADE this Guinness into a CAR BOMB?”
10:03pm: You have never been feeling so wonderful in all of your life.
10:30pm: Part Chimp takes the stage.
10:31pm: Your girlfriend breaks up with you/your boyfriend comes out.
10:51pm: “I don’t know, man, I like the warm feeling of blood creeping out of my ears. You don’t? Oh, you do! That’s cool, I didn’t hear you right the first time!”
11:45pm: DJ Gabe drops this. Dealers are called.
12:08am: Whiskey.
12:09am: First stabs at formulation of tomorrow’s excuse.
12:37am: You’re in love for the first time! And it’s not too bad!
1:38am: Spend last $15 on a Part Chimp t-shirt.
2:08am: “You would look awesome in this Part Chimp t-shirt! Where are you going? I’m totally coming with you!”
9:08am: “It’s become obvious to us that you are no longer happy working here.”
