Fay Flam Puts The Silver Lining On Life In These Anti-Vibrator States Of America
Texas, Georgia and Alabama all have anti-vibrator laws, Maines says, that either make it illegal to sell them or to own more than five. Luckily, she said, state lawmakers only worry about the ones that look distinctly phallic, not, say, the Hitachi Magic Wand, which reportedly resembles an advanced kitchen gadget. Somehow, women demanding their hysterical paroxysms will always find a way.
First, they came for the rabbit pearl, but I said nothing, for I had no rabbit pearl. Then, they came for the Sybian, but I said nothing, for I was not a Sybian. But then, they came for the Hitachi Magic Wands…
Inky: It Takes A Lot To Laugh, It Takes A Train To Cry
