Announcing… PHILEBRITY FIT CLUB!
Remember that New Year’s Resolution? Yeah you do. Sit down. Philebrity can help. Together with Puma and Philadelphia Runner, we present PHILEBRITY FIT CLUB. The idea: He/she who loses the highest percentage body mass, wins. What do you win, other than a totally rad new buffness? Let us tell you:
? One year’s worth of Puma running gear
? One year’s worth of training courtesy Philadelphia Runner
? $500… to buy all new clothes ‘COS YOU SO FINE!
Sound like fun, fattie? Okay, here’s how it works. Send us an e-mail to TIPS [at] PHILEBRITY [dot] COM with “FIT CLUB” in the subject header. In it, tell us your story. Why you wanna forsake all them tasty little Devil Dogs and stop snorting Alouette. If we like what we’re hearing, you will be among 10 lucky contestants to rock this sweet test of human endurance and spirit. We’ll set you up with some sneakers, a coach and a weekly weigh-in. You’ll also report to us periodically so we know which way to go on this with the bookies. At the end of your 2-month Pointer Sisters montage scene, if you lost the highest percentage of flabbercakes, you win! So easy. So do not delay. We will draw our ten contestants on April 8! Philebrity Fit Club: Just 30 more pounds and you’ll be totally hot.
