Dear readers: Just a quick note to let you all know: Your humble editor is back, a little worse for wear and testy as ever. But he’s back. He’s sifting through tons of email today, but to clear up any confusion immediately, a few quick clarifications:
? No, I don’t have any idea why Valania felt it necessary to run pictures of his boyhood heroes as huge as possible. Or pepper the weekend picks out through the actual weekend, or any of the other sundry copy editing nightmares that went on around here. If it’s any consolation, there is also bongwater spilled all over the floor here in the office, and my porn collection is mysteriously missing all the ass-to-mouth stuff. On the other hand, that Towers Of London thing was the most amazing post on this site in quite a long time. So good on ya, Jonny.
? Yes, we will be your Myspace friend. Thanks!
? And just like in the golden days, please send all tips, queries, photoshops, cameraphone pics, questions for Dr. Philebrity and style quandaries to tips [at] philebrity [dot] com.
I promise I will never leave you again.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, March 21st, 2006 at 2:35 pm.