Philebrity Speculates: Neil Stein’s Top 5 Things To Do Before Entering Prison On Friday
? Stop by Pearl Art Art supply; get marker set and paper to flesh out “jailhouse tat mural” ideas for new restaurant
? Have rectum sewn shut
? Relearn how to smoke: instead of between ring finger and pinky, use index and middle
? Take one last walk around the park, avoiding punches from surly ex-waiters hiding in bushes
? Ask Stephen Starr about hiding a file in crab pad thai next week
Inky: GarÁon! Orange Jumper, Please!









