>>> Somebody’s Baby is back, and so is Cool Doug, with a pretty fun lineup: US Funk Team, WPRB DJ/science genius Art Andrews and projections by VJ Large Marge. The M Room, 10pm $3.
>>> Lushes take note: Driz Horse is giving away free vodka, 9-10:30pm. After that, much krunk. Upstairs At The Khyber.
>>> Not to [...]

Man, give people a budget to make Flash movies, they go fucking insane. Or at least this is the case with Clean Air Council, who, in a kinda pallid effort to trump that “This Land Is Your Land” classic, make poop jokes, asthma jokes, whip-it jokes and plenty other to let us all know that, [...]

Don’t even think about it. Say, “No go.”

USA Today, which explored the phenomenon last year in a cover story, reported that according to the Census Bureau, almost 16 million families had at least one child over 18 living at home in 2003. That was a 7 percent increase since 1995 and a 14 percent hike since 1985, according to the paper.
Way to [...]

>>> Steven Wells actually has something good to say about something, but all we can hear is how much he likes to watch The Daily Show. [PW]
>>> Albert Yee defines the Philly.com interweb ethos: “Shoddy ass rollout.” It’s not as concise or cool-sounding as “thug life,” but it’ll do. [DragonballYee]
>>> Coming soon: Ardmore: A Village [...]

? Stop by Pearl Art Art supply; get marker set and paper to flesh out “jailhouse tat mural” ideas for new restaurant
? Have rectum sewn shut
? Relearn how to smoke: instead of between ring finger and pinky, use index and middle
? Take one last walk around the park, avoiding punches from surly ex-waiters hiding [...]