A: No, asshole, he didn’t. So take off the beads, put your girlfriend’s tits back into that hideous polar fleece thing she’s wearing, and get back to your cubicle with your buddies where you can listen to Preston & Steve and maybe, just maybe, cry/masturbate with relative dignity again.
To the rest of you: HAPPY FAT TUESDAY!
KYW: Shut The Hell Up. All Of You.

This entry was posted on Tuesday, February 28th, 2006 at 8:59 am.