Philly 2016: If You Will It, It Is No Dream, Dude
Oh my God. Ex-guv Mark Schweiker (no, we don’t remember him, either) is still pounding the Philly Olympics 2016 drum. It could happen, says he! No, really! And seriously, Schweiker and his camp will say appparently anything to get the thought in people’s heads:
UPenn and Drexel, Temple and Villanova universities could also potentially host events. Sources said venues could extend from the Lehigh Valley Velodrome near Allentown, for bicycling, to the Jersey Shore, for yachting.
On one hand, you have to admire his, uh, whatever that thing is. On the other, you kinda wanna give the dude a wet willy and be like, Oh, yes. Let’s show the world what wonderful students we have, you assbag.
PhillyBurbs: Livin’ The Dream
Updated: Well, at least one team will be ready for 2016.






