Zoo Opens New Animal Rights Activist House
… outside the zoo.
THE PHILADELPHIA Zoo has banned an animal-rights activist from the premises after monitoring a chat room in which she wished the zoo’s director “nightmares every night until you die, which should be very soon.”
Marketing people with the Zoo are considering the new names for this cutting edge exhibit, such as “The Land Of Nightmares” and “The Place Where You Die.”
DN: Something Tells Me It’s All Happening At The Zoo
