Dept. Of Holy Shit: Prince, A-Sides, Japanese People, You.
? BREAKING: Prince is playing at The Electric Factory next Wednesday with that totally hot chick he played with on SNL, T·mar. It’s her show, but whatever: PRINCE! We’re gonna see if ol’ Cap’n Freefudge can’t score some tix to give away.
? BREAKING: The A-Sides are playing in NYC tonight, where they’re being filmed for Japanese television. JAPANESE TV! Crazelburg.
? DEVELOPING:: Yes, that is a picture of Prince in Hawaii. What, you thought he’d be wearing board shorts? Pffft. He’s Prince. Please.









