OK, so our bud Will Bunch has this new article outing the Santonator as a big fat phony as far as the whole Republican financial reform thing goes. The phony part, as you can imagine, is no news. But what is news is the “fat” part, as Senator Analjuice proves that folks in Pennsyltucky only like one thing more than, or as much as, sweet fetuses: Arby’s.

Arbyís, the fast-food chain specializing in roast-beef sandwiches, has been a particular favorite. Eleven Arbyís meals, totaling $118.25, were charged to the PAC — eight of them in Dillsburg, Pennsylvania, a small town on U.S. 15 south of Harrisburg. The PAC also charged four meals at Burger King, totaling $50.36 — three of these in Virginia or Maryland. Other meals were charged at fast-food eateries such as Wendyís, Boston Market, Sbarro, and Papa Johnís pizza.

We know people say this all the time, but this time, it’s actually true: We just threw up in our mouths a little bit. And not for nothing, how the fuck can you trust anyone who eats at a Sbarro?
American Prospect: Two All Fetus Patties, Special Analjuice Sauce, Lettuce, Cheese, Pickles, Onions, On A Santorum Bun!

This entry was posted on Tuesday, February 21st, 2006 at 10:50 am.