Dear Friends:
Tonight’s ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS will feature the following:
? A $5 PBR and Jameson special, for those of us on a get-effed-as-cheap-as-possible budget.
? Manuel Dominguez/Russell Alexander/Mike Trombley in the downstairs bar, poppin’ off soulbangers and geewhiz as if to say, “This entire world is made of sex smells.”
? Posters from Salt.crewcial.org acting like they’re totally over it, when in fact…
? Julie G. spinning Le Tigre, both the band and the polo shirt, and Dryw Scully (just back from Norway) in the Upstairs Popoff Shack. Mr. Scully has described the music he’ll play tonight as “Electronic dance anthems - rocking party jams - shit nobody’s heard.” He just got back from Norway, so he would know.
? 8 ó count ‘em, 8 ó rooms of velvety hammerin’.
?†Dryw will also be providing “manginas” and “hamburgers” throughout the evening for anyone at all who is hungry.
? DOYLE on the door, so fresh and so clean.
? YOU! Doing things you will never want to remember until you can’t remember them anymore. Then you’ll be all about it, saying, “Shit, when I was young and crazy, mang.”

So why not just admit it: It’s love.
ABSOLUTE BEGINNERS: The Philebrity Winter Weekly at Metro Lounge.
Every Friday. 10pm-2am. $5. Front Street and Fairmount Ave.
Absolute Beginners: ‘Cos Freedom’s Just A Word You’re Dying To Abuse.

This entry was posted on Friday, February 17th, 2006 at 2:00 pm.