Santorum Screws Over PETA, Gives Satan Little Belly Laughs
From this week’s PETA spam:
In a disturbing update, Capitol Hill sources have learned that Sen. Rick Santorum, who cosponsored the [PAWS] bill in the Senate, has apparently committed to allowing the greedy pet-trade industry to inspect and regulate its own facilities instead of being subject to government oversight.
Well, thank God that’s over. For a second, PETA and Santorum were getting mighty cozy, which is kind of insane to begin with. But seriously, PETA: The man has a fetus fetish, OK? Do you really think he’s gonna get in the way of anything, anything at all, that creates offspring?
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