Camden: Still So, So Classy
At City Coffee, just across the street from Camden City Hall, they are offering a cup of joe, help with tax returns, and - if you really want to know - that pesky DNA paternity test.
Owner Ronald Ford Jr. has produced the region’s first known marriage of coffee and DNA. In just five workdays, you can find out who’s really your daddy.
The advertising flyers at his shop picture a cuddly toddler and the question: “Is this your child?… Maybe? Do you want to be sure?”
Huh. I wonder if they serve La Colombe.
Inky: Venti Mocha Bastard With Soy Milk, Please!
