Hugo Chavez Hearts Cold-Ass Philly Jawns

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Venezuela’s socialist president, Hugo Chavez, who has been a persistent antagonist to President Bush, is providing relief to some poor families in the Philadelphia region squeezed by the high price of home-heating oil.
A subsidiary of the Venezuelan national oil company will ship five million gallons of heating oil for distribution at a steep discount to as many as 25,000 low-income families in the Philadelphia region next month under a deal brokered by U.S. Rep. Chaka Fattah (D., Pa.) and a nonprofit energy cooperative.

God I love this city. Seriously. I defy any city in this whole damned union to come up with anything more next-level than that. Squeezin’ oil out of one of the Bushie’s most hated foes. Meanwhile, we’re all like, “What! We asked you bitches in Washington, and you said NO! What did you expect us to do? Not go one of your most hated foes? Bitch, please.”
Inky: Double Date! N’Awlins & Castro, Hugo & US!
[Image courtesy DictatorOfTheMonth]

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