UPN And WB Affilliates Join, Voltron-esque, To Form One Station That Only Black People, 14 Year Old Girls And Poor Hipsters Will Watch
This, my nephews, is an idea whose time has come. Think of it: South Beach, Veronica Mars, Everybody Hates Chris, Top Model, Beauty & The Geek, Gilmore Girls, Charmed and Smallville, all on the same goddamned channel. And you don’t even need to steal cable to get that shit poppin’. In Philly, for whatever reasons, that means that Channel 57 will become the new Optimus Prime of stoner TV, with Channel 17 left, as usual, with its puny peepee danglin’ in the wind. Good luck with the fake NBC10 news, guys!
PhiladelphiaWillDo: The Greatest Free Television Station God Ever Gave
