Rumblings: Everybody Is A Star
>>> When we heard “poles” and “red tape,” we got all excited, thinking it was some hot new punk rock Eastern Euro porn. Sadly, we were wrong. They’re just excuses for the delay in Philly WiFi. [WirelessWeek]
>>> Beanie Sigel gets two year’s probation, $180 in court costs for busting up some sucka’s eye socket at the Chinee restaurant. What Avon SkinSoSoft is to mosquitoes, Beanie is to assault charges. [BallerStatus]
>>> Bill Cosby’s accuser cries “star treatment.” But honey, “star treatment” only works if the star hasn’t spent the last two years of his life revealing to one and all how truly batshit he is. [MSNBC]
