It’s one of those stories where there is no debate: After you read it/see it on the news, you are definitely stupider than when it began. This time, the brainsuck is at the hands of Miracle Cat, the kitten who stowed away in the wheel well of an SUV and made it way the hell down the Turnpike before somebody realized that, holy shit, there’s a cat in there. Anyway, Miracle Cat is suddenly everywhere in this newsless void of a week, and he even made it onto the cover of Philly.com. But just look at him. You can totally tell that whatever nice home he goes to, no matter what, there’s definitely gonna be some massive piss-spraying all over the place. Not that we blame him: Little dude has got to be pretty salty.
Inky: The Inky’s Proudest Moment

This entry was posted on Wednesday, January 4th, 2006 at 1:34 pm.