Look at that picture. God, seriously: How fucking hot and amazing are X? Yes, this photo was taken when you were probably in short pants, but believe: The reunited X is every bit as deep and searing as they were back when wearing a ripped t-shirt with a picture of Ronald Reagan on it was [...]

Oh, DMac, just don’t take the bait. Whoever’s been gassing you like this all day is probably just the person in the cubicle next to you anyway.
PhiladelphiaWillDo: Because There’s No Arguing With Philebrity

Hey TV-sad neighborhoods like University City, East Falls and West Philly! Remember when you had that jacked-up ghetto-ass cable that was run like a church collection basket and only had like 18 channels all because this city was too corrupt and shit-tastic to simply make a plan so that everyone who wanted to could get [...]

>>> Cue up the Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice reference: Just like Arlen Specter sports wood for Terrell Owens, seems like Jerry Mondesire and Donovan McNabb need to get a room already. [Attytood]
>>> Confidential to oldies station WOGL: Way to shanghai one of the city’s greatest living oldies legends, you pricks. The Geator [...]

From: “john bolaris”
Date: Tue Dec 6, 2005 2:01:33 AM US/Eastern
To: tips@philebrity.com
Subject: weather report
thanks for the accurate forecast.
i may be five foot tops but at least i could read doppler 10,000.
i was ready to bobsled down the art museum stairs, ice skate on the schuykill and cross country ski over the ben franklin [...]

>>> Oh, man, you should see it around here: We went to the Port Richmond Thriftway, bought up all the bread and milk and then went out into the parking lot and re-sold it for DOUBLE THE PRICE and then took all that money and bought PCP! So now we have like no food, but [...]

Sorry, we couldn’t resist. Oh, come on, ladies of Plain Parade. Stop looking at us like that. It’s a joke.
Inky: Forecast ó A Deluca Half-Slam, With 83% Chance Of Salty Blogging Reprisals
Related: The Skinny On SFT6B

Local Boy: Hey, mister, you know what Iím doing?
Grouchy Old Man [Thatís me.]: Looks like youíre stupidly skateboarding in the middle of the street.
Local Boy: No, Iím waiting for a girl. And when she comes by Iím going to get a piece of her.
Grouchy Old Man: Thatís not nice! You know boys donít [...]

This cheesesteak-styled widget un-proudly informs you how long it has been, up to the second, since either the Flyers, Phillies, Sixers or Eagles won a championship. Currently Philadelphia has the longest drought of any city in North America that has all four major sports.
Somewhere, Richie Ashburn is crying.
Apple.com: Freeware For Serial Losers

Gizmodo: A Cancer Upon The Houses Of Turk 182 AND Ramo From Beat Street [via Wired]

Cancel your evening plans! Activate the Snow Plow Cams! Alert your barman and for God’s sake, run out and get bread and rolling papers now! Laugh at your friends who have to drive to work and remember: TABLE SALT DOES NOT WORK ON SIDEWALKS.
ActionNews: Here Come The Nice

Why, the aliens might wonder, would crowds of humans gather to watch and photograph a pair of other humans at Penn who repeatedly failed to draw their curtains before engaging in intercourse?
Humans at Penn? Oh little aliens, the things you don’t know.
Inky: Why Don’t We Do It In The Road?

Editor’s note: After last Thursday’s debacle-riffic Lady Sovereign show, we heard from just about every county. Something about the Lady’s non-performance seemed to push buttons left and right. What follows, then, is a compilation of what came in over the transom in the wake of one of the more hilarious onstage meltdowns we’ve ever witnessed. [...]

Friday:
>>> If it’s First Friday, that must mean rock-rap unity! White Tees and White Belts returns to Ulana’s, Second and Bainbridge.
>>> And why not make it a Queen Village club crawl? Crimp Yr Hair DJs ó DSTJ and Ricky Coldhands ó in an unlikely duo-fecta: a Philly2Night.com party at Vesuvio, 8th and Fitzwater.
>>> Meanwhile, Icy [...]

Don’t let the bastards grind you down. You had a good point.
Editor&Publisher: Brouhaha Over Totally On-Point Cartoon Continues
ComicsReporter: Sound And Fury

The University of Pennsylvania drew the curtains on the Rear Window affair yesterday, dropping a sexual-harassment complaint against a student who photographed the bare backside of another student as she and her paramour apparently had sex in full view of the street below.
Yawn. I mean, of course they should have dropped the complaint, but maybe [...]

Dear Philebrity,
†
I would kindly like to ask for two hours of my life back. Now, usually your taste is impeccable. Tonight, however, was a miss. I stood in line for an hour later than I expected (show was at 10, doors didn’t open until 10:50) and the artist bitched out after 5 minutes.
†
That’s right, at [...]

Did you happen to catch the spot on Fox 29 News at 10pm last night?
It’s the first time I have watched their news in hell…who knows how
long, but there it was. If you go to fox29.com, click on the scary
Geraldo launch page to get on the main page and you may still see a
teaser [...]

i saw susanna goihman walking on the double yellow line of ridge ave in east falls on monday. she was wearing a scarf around her head and big sunglasses…kind of jackie o style and a BIG fur coat. she was a mess. i thought she was trying to cross the street, so, i waved for [...]

Do you hear what I hear? It’s the buzz around Lady Sovereign and good God, it is deafening. Jay-Z signed her. The entire female chav population wants to be her. And I swear to God, I think I might have just seen her with a baby stroller on the corner of Frankford and Berks having [...]