As you may have noticed, with the holidays in full swing now, this has been one of the slowest news weeks ever here at Philebrity, and to be sure, in the city itself. It’s okay by us. We’ve been at home, mulling cider, adopting refugees and drawing pictures of Jesus. But we’re also pragmatists, and we know that come next week, man, there’s gonna be like no news at all. We feel it coming like a righteous storm of blankness. We don’t want you to have to go through that, dear reader, so all next week, stay tuned for That’s So 2005: Philebrity’s Year In 2005. Snappy title, eh? We’ll be running all kinds of list-y year-end features and looking back on a year so banoodles that we actually had to retire the word “banoodles” like halfway through. We’ve rounded up all of our usual tipsters for this task, but there’s two features we’re working on that we could use your help with. Are you ready?
?†Philebrity’s Top 10 Philly Myspace Sluts of 2005. Oh, they’re out there, and in fact, ten may be a little too narrow. And yes, this competition can include any gender currently recognized on Earth: Boy, girl, goth, furvert, whatever you got. Send in your nominations to tips [at] philebrity [dot] com. Plus, there’s…
? The Year In Text Messages. We know there is that one text from August from so-and-so that is so fucked up, you just had to hold onto it. See? It’s fate! Send it to us, also to tips [at] philebrity [dot] com.
As usual, anonymity will be fiercely protected until and unless someone gets us drunk. May the best sluts and texts win!

This entry was posted on Friday, December 23rd, 2005 at 12:12 pm.