Suckiest Christmas Gift Ever

bad santa

To: Philebrity
We give you a dial that goes to 9. We appreciate your enthusiasm, but all that snark and slang is too much first thing in the morning.

First, everybody bitches that there’s no early-morning posting. So then we start doing some, and everybody’s like, “Whoa, Nelly! What’s in your coffee?” As if you didn’t know.
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