Craigslist Finally Sheds Light On Mythical South Philly Dildo Beatings
A few months ago I was having a drink at Anna Marie’s, a bar on 7th & Oregon, here in South Philly. People in the bar were dicussing an incident that occurred down the street at the Fireside Tavern. This incident is part of the local folklore, an urban legend - or so I thought. Apparently, someone was beaten into unconsciousness with a large rubber dildo, dragged outside, and beaten some more with the dildo. The first time I heard the story, I asked what I thought were obvious questions: How did the fight start? Were the police called? Why did one of the guys have a large rubber dildo? No one seemed able to answer the questions, so I assumed the story was made up.
When you assume, though, sir, you make an “ass” out of “u” and “me.”
Craigslist: You Should Have Seen The Other Guy
