Captain Freeshit: Win Tix To The Rub With Spankrock, Phil Moore Browne, Town Jewz And Oh My!
Alright, people, it’s truth-tellin’ time: All of these holiday parties you’re going to this week and next are going to be work. Because it’s work to not wanna smack that bitch from HR. It’s work to weather all the questions from friends you haven’t seen and try to get across how totally not fucked up your life is right now (lies). It’s work to even summon the courage to not be the chick in that Waitresses song. So how about puttin’ a little party in your Xmas Partying? The Rub is back this Saturday at Transit, and the lineup, frankly, is fucking insane: Cosmo Baker. DJ Aryes. Town Jewelrz. Phil Moore Browne. Spank Rock. Speaking of which:
Spankrock: “Put That Pussy On Me” [mp3 via GorillaVs.Bear]
Who doesn’t like a little pussy put on them, right? Anyway, send an email to tips [at] philebrity [dot] com with “PUT THAT PUSSY ON ME” and you could win one of three pairs of tickets to The Rub we’re giving away. But it may be best not to risk it: Go here to get reduced-admission guest list steez. So there you have it: Deck those halls. Trim those trees. Put that pussy on me. Or someone.
