Here We Go Again
“Philadelphia is the new Williamsburg” has become the hot, hip saying around artistic circles.
As a service to our friends in the national media who may likely wind up doing future “Philly as Next Big Thing” stories, we’d like to extend a courtesy. Other hot, hip sayings around artistic circles these days include:
“No, it’s the good herpes.”
“Now that Fishtown is close to capacity, try Port Richmond for its wonderful assortment of obese children and hate crimes!”
And of course:
“Yo, do you know who’s going to be booking the new upstairs at Johnny Brenda’s? Do you think you can get me in there? Man, I SERIOUSLY fucking hope it’s not Agnew.”
CNN: Subterranean Phillysick Blues










