Breaking: Bush Visits Philly, Adds Insult To Injury By Going, “Oh Look, Here’s Me, Looking For Your Superbowl Chances! Haaah LOSERS! Thanks For Voting For Me! SIKE!”

If only it were that interesting. Instead, he came, he saw, he parrotted lines about how swimmingly this whole Iraq thing is going.
Inky: Hey, Is That Ron White I See Out There?










