[...]Schools CEO Paul Vallas was satisfied that the school followed the proper protocol. But what is stunning to him - and me - is that school officials have beome practiced in the drug detox drill.
“Welcome to my bizarre world,” Vallas told me yesterday. “What’s scary to me is that we even have to have a protocol for this sort of thing.
“We’ve got crisis teams on call 24 hours a day. We just had an incident where a parent got upset about a shoving match between kids and saw fit to go home get a gun and shoot somebody…
“We are living in bizarre times.”

Dude, it’s cool. Seriously. What’s a little smack between a pair of preschool buddies? And that gun thing, dude? That was a misunderstanding. Really, man, you need to chill.
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This entry was posted on Friday, December 9th, 2005 at 9:33 am.