From our friends at Badminton Stamps comes a rather compelling analysis of last week’s Philly baby crack kingpin. Pitting the story against Notorious B.I.G.’s Crack Commandments, we only begin to realize how far gone this hard-reppin’ toddler really is:

Number Six: That God damn credit, dead it
He gave the crack to his teacher without compensation.

And that’s only scratching the surface. This kid clearly needs a spell at Kiddie Crack Camp next summer.
BadmintonStamps: Kiddie Crack Is Korny, But We Don’t Kare

This entry was posted on Wednesday, December 7th, 2005 at 1:10 pm.