Hey TV-sad neighborhoods like University City, East Falls and West Philly! Remember when you had that jacked-up ghetto-ass cable that was run like a church collection basket and only had like 18 channels all because this city was too corrupt and shit-tastic to simply make a plan so that everyone who wanted to could get cable TV? That was fucking awesome. Well, as you know, Time Warner bought the crap-ass cable company, so you’re already out of the shit-tastic; but did you know that you’re about to get Comcastic? Yeah, totally. Somehow, somebody convinced Time Warner to start carrying the most Mayberry of networks, CN8. Lynn Doyle! Seeking Solutions With Suzanne! They’re all yours, people in unfashionably heretofore un-Comcastic neighborhoods. Say it: You’re psyched.
PBJ: CN8? It’s CN-Great!

This entry was posted on Tuesday, December 6th, 2005 at 12:08 pm.