Today On Penn Kids Do The Darnedest Things: Ass Wars!
Learning is fun! Or at least, it kind of is right now, as media and law classes at University of Pennsylvania must surely be abuzz with the strange case of the student couple who got snapped whilst in sexual congress against the glass in one of Penn’s dormitory towers. Seems a fellow student noticed, saw fit to take a few photos, and then forward them all over the place, including on his Penn-provided personal website as well as that old standby for where to go when you need to understand why the world hates Americans, CollegeHumor.com. Well, the thing about posting naked pictures of people on the Internet is that, sooner or later, someone gets their feelings hurt ó†especially when it’s an Ivy league priss (or prisses, as the case may be) who’s clearly writing checks his/her ass cannot cash. Next thing ya know, there’s a sexual harassment charge, a big student council session, and wooo! Aw, this is all so ’90s.
DailyPennsylvanian: Daddy, Make The University Punish The Man Who Snapped Me And Mitzy Screwing In A Giant Plate Glass Window! Pleeeeez?
CollegeHumor: Put ‘Em On The Glass








