Captain Freeshit: Jesus Is Magic!
And you know what? So is Sarah Silverman! Seriously: We’ve been ape crazy about this lady since forever, and yes, she’s dating Jimmy Kimmel and that is repulsive for so many reasons, but yes, it also makes her seem that much more… attainable, but that is neither here nor there because we’re perfectly happy in our current relationships, thank you very much! Um, where was I? Oh, right: And after years ó literally years, people! ó of masturbating to bad VHS dubs of her random SNL appearances over the last decade, the entire human populace can now rejoice in the fact that, now, today, right here, there exists a whole Sarah Silverman movie. It’s called Jesus Is Magic, and it opens this Friday, December 2 at the Ritz Theatres. And guess what? We have five pairs of passes to give away, good for any screening Mondays thru Thursdays (except for holidays, you crazy Jews!) while the movie is playing. For a chance to win, send an email to tips [at] philebrity [dot] com with “JESUS IS MAGIC” in the subject line. Many will enter; few will win. And then everybody else will probably go and see this anyway. So good luck!
Meanwhile, click here to watch the trailer for Jesus Is Magic. [IAmBored.com]
