Arlen & T.O.: It Must Be Love
Any major dude will tell you: This T.O. fever, mang? It is hard to whip. It makes grown men blubber like babies. Turns hardened fans into gelatinous goo. And if you are, say, a politician of a certain age with a certain kind of single-bullet history with, at this point, really, nothing to lose, then oh, baby, that T.O. fever can just take you over altogether!
Sen. Arlen Specter, ardent Eagles fan and chairman of the Senate Judiciary Committee, yesterday accused the NFL and its Philadelphia franchise of potentially violating antitrust laws in their treatment of Terrell Owens.
Woo! Now ain’t that somethin’.
Inky: Honk If You’ve Got Ghosts You’re Not Giving Up
