Remember when we told you about DJ Jared Heller, the dude who started Illadelph Records before hightailing it to Denmark, where on one fateful night, he somehow got mixed up with a seriously f’ed up party wherein, when it was all over, he was charged with dismembering a corpse? I know, how could you forget, right? Well, he just got sentenced to four months (and then released because he’d already spent more than that in Copenhagen awaiting trial), but clearly, this seems like it could be just the beginning of his problems:

In Copenhagen City Court, Heller claimed it was a 28-year-old man from Sudan, Ahmed Numan Isaac Rahma, who killed the cab driver. The Sudanese man, called “The Jaguar” in criminal circles, is still at large and is being sought through Interpol.

Because let us tell you: We’ve been on the run from the Jaguar before, and those dudes in Interpol aren’t good at anything really other than spreading herpes.
Action News: Stop Cutting Up This Corpse, My Friend, Take A Little Bit Of Time! Move Closer To Your World, My Friend, And You’ll See!

This entry was posted on Monday, November 28th, 2005 at 11:48 am.