Captain Freeshit: Put Words In PretzelBoy’s Mouth, Get Crazy Hooked Up On Wednesday
This guy. See this guy? This is the guy. But as much as we love the 15th Street El Stop PretzelBoy, it always seemed that there has been unfinished business. Something he’s been meaning to say since, like, 1975. Whatever the thought was, chances are, it has long escaped him. And today, by helping him, you can help yourself. Send in your photo caption for PretzelBoy to tips [at] philebrity [dot] com with “BEHOLD THE WORDS OF PRETZELBOY!” in the subject line, and if we like what you/he has to say, you’ll get a pair of passes for BOTH The Philebrity Turkey Jam at Silk City AND Pleasure Town With Josh Wink at Transit THIS WEDNESDAY. Thousands will enter: 5 will win. And if you can hold down solid food on Thursday, well, it’ll be a miracle for all of us. Can you do it? Can you channel the spirit and thoughts of this urban icon? Oh yeah? Prove it.
