Breaking: Philly ó You Can Still Get Jacked Up Here
Hot on the heels of yet another tale of human degradation nearly on par with the recent spate of body-burnings, a new report says that while we may be the 6B, apparently, shit can still go down. So much so that ó drum roll, please ó we’re “America’s Sixth Most Dangerous Big City”. True, we’re no Detroit or DC (and we’ll never be Camden, dammit!), but yeah, if you like violent crime and all kinds of crazy ways to do, you too could make a home here. The more you know!
Polstate: Our Middle Name Is Danger
