Rumblings: You Can’t Be Serious!
>>> NBC10 takes a break from the Homework Helpline to ask viewers, “Hey, how hard would you like strippers to spank you?” Unfortunately, “Until my megadoppler is totally engorged” is not a response option. [PhiladelphiaWillDo]
>>> Hey, like, wouldn’t it be funny if, like, that tool who manages T.O. suddenly became Alito’s handler? Wouldn’t that be funny? Just imagine! [Daily Pennsylvanian]
>>> Somewhere, there is a piece of paper in this city. If you find it, you’ll win $10K. Here’s the downside: You may have to read Blinq to find out more. Wah-wah. [Blinq]
