Honestly, guys, the cop fetish is cute and all, and, hell, I’m willing to roll with just about anything for the finest whiz-wit on the planet, but this smacks of something not very nice at all. (And let’s not even get started on the “Freedom Fries” signage you’re still rocking.) Besides, how many people actually roll up on the sandwich window and start speaking Sudanese and shit? Not many, I bet. Just calm down. It’s ok. You’re number one.