Urbina Struggles To Unlock Secret “Don’t Lock Me Up” Powers In Grand Theft Auto: Crazy Venezuelan Relief Pitcher Edition
As we reported last month, Phillies relief pitcher Ugueth Urbina went all kinds of ape crazy on the help. Machetes were weilded, fires were set on various persons, and basically, everyone had a grand old Venenzuelan family-against-drug-traffickers time. Now comes the bill: Urbina gets arrested in Caracas on attempted murder charges. He claims he was sleeping when the shit went down, but you know how it goes in the off-season: Party, party, party!
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