As we reported last month, Phillies relief pitcher Ugueth Urbina went all kinds of ape crazy on the help. Machetes were weilded, fires were set on various persons, and basically, everyone had a grand old Venenzuelan family-against-drug-traffickers time. Now comes the bill: Urbina gets arrested in Caracas on attempted murder charges. He claims he was sleeping when the shit went down, but you know how it goes in the off-season: Party, party, party!
Sports Illustrated: A Long Chop To Left Field Lands Urbina In The Dugout

This entry was posted on Tuesday, November 8th, 2005 at 12:21 pm.