This Evening: 5 Fun Facts About THE PHILEBRITY HALLOWEEN PARTY! TONIGHT!

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?†Yes, we really did find some girls to be Mummy Strippers, and yes, they are totally hot.
? This is all the more exciting when you remember that The Yah Mos Def have never seen naked girls.
? DJ Ron Morelli of Reagan Disko Headache has a moustache that simultaneously limits his Halloween costume options, and yet strangely raises the bar for each one.
? Will Dr. Philebrity be there? You bet your sweet ass he will be, complete with a cache of morphine ampules that he’ll be delivering to selected partygoes via blowdart.
? Yes, there are other Halloween parties going on tonight. But seriously. Honestly now.
MONSTER MASH-UP: THE PHILEBRITY HALLOWEEN JAM. TONIGHT. SILK CITY. 9PM-2AM. DEAD IS THE NEW AWESOME. BE THERE.

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