“Are you there, God? It’s me, Federal Appeals Court Judge Samuel Alito. As I stand here on the steps of the Supreme Court, Lord, I know today that I am never going to make it in there. Why? Well, some might say it’s my love of unborn fetuses and others might say that it’s because I appear to be a bit of an NRA patsy. But you and I both know that these are not the reasons why my nomination will be filibustered down just before Christmas: It’s because of that assbag in the White House. Everything this dude touches turns to poop, God. On one hand, I’m all like, ‘Yo, thanks for the nom!’ and on the other, it’s like somebody just farted in an elevator. I hope they have some of those Peppermint Patty things in the lobby here. I’m hungry, but more than anything else, I could just use a refreshing snack.”
NBC10: Here Come Da Judge

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