Rumblings: Special Undead Edition!
>>> More body-burning in the new body-burning capitol of the world. Beanie-related? Who knows. I just wish we lived in the body butter capitol of the world. Yum. Body butter. [NBC10]
>>> Ben Franklin invented the Jersey Devil. This is the kind of hard-hitting reportage you’re really gonna miss when all that’s left is the Metro. [Inky]
>>> First no SEPTA, next no paramedics: So not only will you get eaten by zombies on the walk home, but when it’s all over, you’ll have to walk or bike your undead ass over to Jefferson to have your gnarly gnawed-off new zombie parts sewn back on. Bet you’d like that 5% co-pay now, huh, Ralphieboy? [DN]
