>>> Ladies and gentlemen, it is Philebrity’s proud pleasure to give out the first-ever Philebrity Award For Ridiculous, 1998-esque Boneheaded “Interactivity” to The Verizon Dream Incubator. Thousands of years of human progress and technological advancement has led us to precisely this moment: A woman on South Street sitting at a desk in an empty storefront in the service of a marketing stunt no one understands. Because it’s dumb.
>>> Also no slouches in the 1998 whiz-bang what-the-fuck-is-this-thing sweepstakes: Red Tettemer‘s 2wenty5ifthfloor.com. It’s a stretch, guys.
>>> But you know what? Fall Is Bigger Here! Aww, look! The world’s biggest leaf! Little tourism website, you are too cute. If we catch the two websites above even looking at this website, we’re gonna beat the crap out of them. Come here, little guy! Are those Garanimals you’re wearing?

This entry was posted on Thursday, October 27th, 2005 at 10:40 am.