Steven Wells, Philadelphia Weekly’s all-time leader in Had-Us-Lost-Us, apparently frustrated Q reader and current Philebrity whipping boy, enjoys his first cover story over at PW today. And oh, look, it’s about zombies! How timely. Actually, we scanned the story and it was too tie-in to really enjoy, but fear not, as Wells also undergoes another important PW ritual: The twice-annual Tim Whitaker I-got-nothin’-so-I’ll-talk-about-this-new-kid column. In this episode, we learn:
?†Wells is English and, erm, a bit “round the bend!”
? He’s also fluent in other languages: ” Ö every baggy-arsed teenage tosspot on the planet now thinks he has the right to drone on and on about every single person who’s ever looked at him funny … ”
? And, uh, did we mention he’s a bit, erm, potty? “There is that distinct possibility that Wells is simply not with us anymore.”
Oh God, it’s just too easy. Please pass the potted meats, love.
PW: My New English Friend
PW: White Zombie

This entry was posted on Wednesday, October 26th, 2005 at 10:30 am.