Councilman Duh Officially Changes Name To Councilman Whoa
By now, unless you’ve been living under a rock, you’ve heard about Rick Mariano’s brush with permanent Bud Dwyer status ó that is to say, dude totally lost it, almost fatally. And now come the questions and spin: Was he actually suicidal? Is this a crooked ploy for sympathy? Is he pondering a run for the mayor’s office? Only time will tell, but Ricky, wherever you are, please listen to what the people are saying: Chill the fuck out.
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