CP Zen: The Annotated A.D. Amorosi, To Be Read In The Voice Of A.D. Amorosi
[..] Tower-bound Franz Ferdinand [*1] caught Fiery Furnaces at First Unitarian before their Upper Darby gig, as well as hitting the 700 Club for a nightcap. After their show, FF hit the Waterford [*2] until 1 a.m. ó grooving to a Queen “Fat Bottom Girls” sing-along while Freddie Mercury-toothed singer Alex K chatted up the not-prettiest [*3] babes in the bunch. Which leads me to: Who was the “alternative band” using and schmoozing in the hot tub at the Sheraton Dock Street? “We have the biggest hit on the indie charts,” said the blond boy to my lady friends using the facility. [*4] The girls couldn’t care less about these lithe boys. But was it FF, Foo Fighters, My Morning Jacket or Hot Hot Heat [*5] using that hottub hottie come-on? Ö Not to be outdone by the gayrawkout of Friday’s Silk City PalarÈ bash [*6], Nike shill David Pianka’s [*7] Making Time ó Oct. 22, Transit ó gots The Rapture. Which reminds me: Because Friday is the new Friday and Old City is the New Old City, do this: hit A.D.’s new Glam rubber rock ‘n’ disco happy hour[*8][...]
1. I don’t like these kids. They remind me too much of Haircut One Hundred. When are Fields of the Nephilim going to come back so I can finally break this duster out of mothballs?
2. It’s bars like the Waterford that make me proud to say I live on human blood and not this swill the humans call “beer.”
3. Goth-hoggin’. Oh, if these old lover’s hands could tell tales…
4. Resist the temptation to just guess and say it was Cordalene. Resist the temptation to just guess and say it was Cordalene. Resist the temptation to just guess and say it was Cordalene.
5. But it had to be Hot Hot Heat. It had to be.
6. Those bastards at Philebrity are really beginning to stick in my craw.
7. Note to self: Must decide whether or not Dave P is good or evil and act accordingly.
8. Jesus Christ, will somebody just re-open Revival already and be done with it? I’m a lonely glam vampire, and I miss my home.
CP: The Fortress Of Solitude
