Philebrity Homeroom Announcements

hr>>> Have you taken a moment to peruse the Philebrity iTunes Store? That big red block at the top right! Click it! It may be the only place in the world where Jerry Blavat, Plastic Little and The Lilys can all bro down together. Plus, it’s pretty sweet that we get a nickel every time somebody buys that Trouble Everyday song.
>>> This is very important: Philebrity is currently looking for MUMMY STRIPPERS for its Halloween party at Silk City. If you like getting dead and naked, please get in touch.
>>> And finally, tune into WHYY on Friday from 5-8pm. Team Philebrity will be manning the phones during the last hours of the annual beg. Look at us, being all civic-minded and shit.

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