Readers Write: South Philly Hookers, Feeling The Push Northwards, Diversify

I know alot of you in South Philly like to go to hookers and all. And let’s be honest, who doesn’t? Well, just to let you know that besides the normal sucking, fucking, and the occassional autoerotic asphyxiation session South Philly hookers are now coming to their bang dates fully prepared and ready for some serious ass play. That’s right folks, if you have the time and the money you too can have the pleasure of sticking ANAL BEADS (the real big porno type ones) up a South Philly hooker’s ass.
How do I know this?
Well, this morning while going to get my cup of coffee I saw a street walker stumbling up 7th towards Washington with her pimp. As I walked by her she conviently dropped her GIGANTIC PORNO ANAL BEADS out of bag of tricks onto the sidewalk which I was walking on. Her pimp said “what the fuck are those?”
Her reply, as she looked into my eyes laughing, “beads baby, ANAL BEADS!”

First the rampant NYT deliveries, then WiFi, now this. This really is America’s next great city!

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Readers Write: South Philly Hookers, Feeling The Push Northwards, Diversify

I know alot of you in South Philly like to go to hookers and all. And let’s be honest, who doesn’t? Well, just to let you know that besides the normal sucking, fucking, and the occassional autoerotic asphyxiation session South Philly hookers are now coming to their bang dates fully prepared and ready for some serious ass play. That’s right folks, if you have the time and the money you too can have the pleasure of sticking ANAL BEADS (the real big porno type ones) up a South Philly hooker’s ass.
How do I know this?
Well, this morning while going to get my cup of coffee I saw a street walker stumbling up 7th towards Washington with her pimp. As I walked by her she conviently dropped her GIGANTIC PORNO ANAL BEADS out of bag of tricks onto the sidewalk which I was walking on. Her pimp said “what the fuck are those?”
Her reply, as she looked into my eyes laughing, “beads baby, ANAL BEADS!”

First the rampant NYT deliveries, then WiFi, now this. This really is America’s next great city!

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