Zee Young Peeple! Zey Turn Me On!
Today’s Table Talk in the Inky reveals a curious/spurious item: After nearly 100 years of catering exclusively to the old and decrepit, suddenly Georges Perrier is all Dance Dance Revolution and shit, going so far as to even offer $39 and $85 prix fixe plates at Le Bec-Fin. Why?
“Business is OK,” Perrier says. “But [the recent] Restaurant Week showed me I can bring in a lot of people [with lower prices] and maybe make them customers.”
Translation:
“I have made ze mizztake of a lifetime!” Perrier says, “All ze old coots who used to ring up ze beeg checks on beeg pharma boodgets! Zey are dying off! Maybe young peeple who are maybe trying to impress zee outhers will come here and eat my comfit! Help meeeeee!”
Good luck! Look at that little French guy go!
Inky: Frog Commissary
