Upper Merion state rep Daylin Leach woke up to a case of good ol’ boilin’ ass this morning; the big lug’s in hot water because of some rants on his blog, leachvents.com. (Don’t bother trying to go there; it’s been taken down and just redirects to Yahoo.) Advocates for things like, oh, non-racism, non-sexism and fairness are in a mighty big twist over Leach’s supposedly “comedic” rants about underage girls and A-rabs. But mostly, we are just stymied by what a witless hack dude is. To wit:

“Whenever Jasmine, Cocoa, Lolita, Puka-Puka or Clitoris (it’s amazing how all the women with exotic names wind up working for strip clubs) came near you, you had to tip them to sit, to dance, to stop dancing, to leave, and to never tell you about their plans for medical school again.”

Rim shot. Hey, and what is it with these airline peanuts, anyway?
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This entry was posted on Thursday, September 1st, 2005 at 9:01 am.